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必死で英語で話すスレ

1 :noname:01/11/15 13:43 ID:C1R1lSM1
rule: Don't use dictionary

Let's start!

385 :Nojin:01/11/15 18:48 ID:???
I don't understand you.

386 :Mimura:01/11/15 18:52 ID:???
You are Nojin!?

387 :386:01/11/15 18:53 ID:???
(Tsukkomi is difficult...)

388 :原 哉文:01/11/15 18:55 ID:z4d3LGc+
ILL NEVER FOR GET FUCKIN SHIT

389 :Nojin:01/11/15 18:56 ID:???
I don't shit.

390 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 18:56 ID:???
>>388
get out of here you mother fucker!!!!

391 :Nojin:01/11/15 19:00 ID:???
>>388
If you feel bitter, speak in English sentence!

392 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:00 ID:???
>>391
No, my name is no name...

393 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:09 ID:???
(・∀・)it was own composition!!

394 :Nojin:01/11/15 19:11 ID:???
It was not own composition.

395 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:13 ID:???
We need some topic to talk!

396 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:15 ID:???
>>395
so let's talk about the war in the middle east

397 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:15 ID:???
>>396
Seriously?

398 :Nojin:01/11/15 19:16 ID:???
I don't talk about the war in the middle east.

399 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:17 ID:???
>>398
Go back to the Nojin thread!!!
http://salami.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance/1004877608/

400 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:19 ID:???
Radin is wrong.
Bush is not good-looking.

401 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:24 ID:???
There is no people in this thread(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

402 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:26 ID:???
I'm here!

403 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:29 ID:???
aging

404 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:38 ID:???
Speak something(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

405 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:39 ID:???
 |丶 彡彡
 | 丿丶 彡
 | '  / <Pretend to be a child, and turn the skirt over!
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 |冫、)
 |` /  <Yes, daddy.
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406 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:41 ID:???
>>405
I don't know the original, but I laughed(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

407 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:45 ID:???
No people again(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

408 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:47 ID:???
>>406
It should have been translated from an oriental language,
far east Japanese.

409 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:50 ID:???
>>408
I surprised at your clever work only in letters(゚Д゚)Gorrua!
Japanese is skillful(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

410 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:52 ID:???
OK, I try to make 100,000 (゚Д゚)Gorrua! in English(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

411 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:52 ID:???
(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

412 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:52 ID:???
(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

413 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:52 ID:???
(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

414 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:53 ID:???
I'll stop(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

415 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:53 ID:???
I'm tired(゚Д゚)Gorrua!

416 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 19:57 ID:???

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            There is a "Voluntary Work"
            which needs just a single finger.

417 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 20:38 ID:???
>>416
I laughed

418 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 22:52 ID:???
Aged

419 :原 哉文:01/11/15 22:54 ID:iPqVJ+me
ALL RIGHT!! SUCK ME!

420 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 22:54 ID:???
Fuck yourself!

421 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 22:57 ID:???
Who sucks your smelling, dirty, short and impotent dick, huh?

422 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 23:02 ID:???
>>421
Oh, it's a high techunique, a rhetorical question!
Great!

423 :422:01/11/15 23:03 ID:???
>>422
×techunique
○technique

424 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/15 23:44 ID:E1xlWjEy
Hey you guys out there are rather stupid...as they say dokyun.
I love all you guys!

425 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 00:28 ID:bdRySdhI
I'm 1's mom by the way.
Too bad my son created such a stupid thread the other day.
He got rather constrainted when his father passed away in his childhood.
He got bullied in elementary school and junior high because of that.
He hasn't got any friend, not to mention any girlfriend, and I've been so worried about him.
But you know, ever since he got to know about this site "2ch", he seems to be a bit happier than before.
"In what-you-call board, a fuckin' stupid guy did so and so" says he at dinner in a rather cheerful way.
So everybody, please just be generous to let him come here.
He really is a good boy.

426 :名無しさん、お腹いっぱい:01/11/16 00:33 ID:mnb3ZAWv
I thought that thread still remained. However, did it revive? It is glad.

427 :ぶっしゅ:01/11/16 00:35 ID:???
あ、あいきゃんとすぴーくいんぐりっし

428 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 00:41 ID:bdRySdhI
Ich bin die Mutter vom Ersten.
Es tut mir leid, dass mein Sohn so ein bloede Faden gemacht hat.
Er ist zurueckhaltend geworden, als sein Vater gestorben ist in seine Kindheit.
Deshalb ist er schikaniert in der Grundschule und auch in Gymnasium.
Er hat keine einzige Freunde, natuerlich keine Freundin, deswegen habe ich mir so eine Sorgen um ihn gemacht.
Aber seitdem er diese Seite "2ch" kennnen gelernt hat, wirkt er etwas froelicher als vorher.
"In OO board hat ein bloeder Kerl gesagt dass..." sagt er am Abendtisch so froelich.
Also, bitte seien Sie lieb, ihn zu akzeptieren.
Er ist wirklich ein guter Mann.

429 :Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type:01/11/16 00:42 ID:???
I have stmacache...

430 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 00:45 ID:bdRySdhI
I'm 425 and 428.
Just created new both of them.
428 is in German by the way.
Probably board-different, but who cares?
I've got exam tomorrow...why the hell am I here???

431 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 00:47 ID:RVRNUasi
>>425

432 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 00:48 ID:???
>427

go ahead.

433 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 00:48 ID:???
English is damedame

434 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 00:49 ID:???
I don't speak English.
zennzenn damedesu
tyuugakunokorokara kono kyouka dakeha akatenn suresure desita

435 :Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type:01/11/16 00:52 ID:???
>>430
(・∀・) Gut!!

436 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 00:52 ID:???
Hey ! >>434

Speak English easy !!
English is very very very simple.
ahahaha

437 :Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type:01/11/16 00:53 ID:???
>>434
Atama wo yawarakaku tamoteba sorehodo kutsuu ja naiyo !
Take it easy !

438 :Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type:01/11/16 00:54 ID:???
>>436-437
Wedding

439 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 00:57 ID:bdRySdhI
>>435
(・∀・) Danke!
Sprichst du auch Deutsch?

440 :原 哉文:01/11/16 01:00 ID:1ChqI9XQ
AND OUT COME THE wolves

441 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 01:05 ID:???
Actully, I can't speak English.

442 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 01:11 ID:kgEMeYGL
Ich kome aus Japan!
Ich ch ch ch! ch ch ch!

443 :Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type:01/11/16 01:15 ID:???
>>439
I studied German, French, Italian, Chinese, Latin, Sanskrit and Old English (14th cent.)
in univ.
But I cannot USE them exactly ! Just studied !

444 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 01:22 ID:bdRySdhI
>>443
Alright then.
Very enthusiastic though.
Got to go to bed now...gute Nacht!

445 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 01:24 ID:tspqbOdI
Fuck ME!

446 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 01:35 ID:???
nannka kiraku ni nattekitayo!
oremo eigo hanaseruyouna ki ga sitekitayo!
Thank you!

447 :Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type:01/11/16 01:45 ID:???
Nihonjin ha murini Eigo wo "tadasiku" hanasouto surukara gyakuni muzukasiku kanjiru soudesu.
Tsuujirukoto saiyuusen de machigattemo iikara tonikaku tsukaouto suruhouga joutatsuniha iirasiidesuyo.

We, most Japanese, tend to speak English without wrong word, but we must try to speak
English more agressively, not minding any miss ar wrong words, if we want to be able to speak.

448 :Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type:01/11/16 01:46 ID:???
ar → or

449 :17:01/11/16 01:50 ID:???
Have a brake!
KITKAT!!!

450 :Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type:01/11/16 01:52 ID:???
Racer 100 !
ahahaha !!

451 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 01:56 ID:???
I like Cola.

452 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 02:05 ID:???
Today, I buyed ero book. It is very nice.

453 :おでん自動販売機さすけ:01/11/16 02:05 ID:???
listen. This is the story which is not in the relation with this thread.
I went at "Yoshinoya" in the neighborhood yesterday. "Yoshinoya".
I could not sit, Because there were a lot of persons.
I saw, I found the banner which is written "Price cut 150 yen".
I saying "Are you fool?", "Are you crazy?".
Everybody, Don't come to "Yoshinoya" which doesn't usually come by "Price cut 150 yen". Shit!.
It is 150 yen, 150yen.
There is a parent and child companion too. Came to "Yoshinoya" at family? Congratulations.
Dad will order "tokumori". It was saying. It isn't possible to see already.
Empty the seat because I give you 150 yen.
"Yoshinoya" must to be bloodier.
It isn't strange whenever the quarrel begins with the fellow who sat on opposite side of the table in the form of U.
Kill or to be killed, Such a feeling is good. Go home women and children .
After that. I thought that it sat barely.
The person in neighborhood was saying "Please, Ohmori Tsuyudaku".
I was very angry.
Hey! you, "Tsuyudaku" isn't popular now. Shit!.
You are doing a best face. What say "Tsuyudaku"?
Do you want to eat really?
I want to ask you. I ask a question closely. I ask a question closely at one hour and down.
Want you say "Tsuyudaku" only?
If say from me of the master of "Yoshinoya".
Now, The latest popularity among the master of "Yoshinoya" is "Negidaku". This is a decision.
"Please, Ohmori Negidaku and Gyoku". This is the way of the order of the master of "Yoshinoya".
"Negidaku" is many Negi. Instead of it, the beef is little. This is a decision.
And "Ohmori Gyoku(The egg)", this is the strongest.
But, if Order this menu. Next time, Becomes the danger to be marked from a man of shop.
This is the sword of the blades.
I don't recommend to beginner.
The beginner eat "Gyusyake Teisyoku".

454 :17:01/11/16 02:06 ID:???
Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type

In Japanise

[広範囲決戦みかタイプ]?

455 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 02:07 ID:???
>>453
すごい! 「そんな事より1よ、ちょっと聞いてくれよ。
スレとあんま関係ないけどさ・・・」の英語版だあ。

456 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 02:10 ID:???
>>455
Please read the title of this thread...

457 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 02:11 ID:???
>>454
You are perhaps right.
Go to this thread.
http://salami.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance/1005804517/

458 :I'm dog:01/11/16 02:13 ID:???
bawwow!!Uuu〜bawwow!!

459 :17&454:01/11/16 02:14 ID:???
I will cut a telephone circuit,
and I hang myself.


In Japanise --> In Japanese

460 :Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type:01/11/16 02:15 ID:???
         ↑
in Japanese, 汎用みか型決戦兵器

461 :Wide use Decisive battle arms MIKA-type:01/11/16 02:17 ID:???
I am a "kuukikotei" here, but my name was written there.-> http://www.geocities.co.jp/HeartLand-Momiji/6249/2ch-list-2.html

Nice to meet you.

462 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 02:19 ID:???
I Think Don't Worry 4 all

463 :455:01/11/16 02:20 ID:???
>>456
Oh,I'm sorry.I was just excited.

464 :17&454:01/11/16 02:44 ID:???
"age" for holding!

465 :17&454:01/11/16 03:42 ID:???
Your nickname "Wide use Decisive Battle arms MIKA-type(WDBM)"
is very nice,isn't it.

If you use nickname with this,
I will consider that it is better to put in a comma
bitween "arms" & "mika".
Or I consider that it is better to stop
"Wide use" and to use "General-Purpose".

I'm sorry that impudent language is used for you.

Sencery yours.

466 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 03:51 ID:???
i am a pen
i like rikachan
rikatyan is my penis
he is now "gingin"
thank you

467 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 04:04 ID:???
This becomes English study.
Everybody、 English is spoken.
talk & takin'!

468 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 07:12 ID:???
the Conservatives

469 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 12:48 ID:???
konosureomosiroi !

470 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 12:53 ID:???
ni shenti hao ma?
wo hen hao

471 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 13:05 ID:???
>>469&>>470
Why to do your ID is ???
Please teach me, how to do "ID ???"
I have can't be write something to e-mail.

472 :Jotaro:01/11/16 13:07 ID:dtX9IvI4
We can easily now the lebel of EnglishEducation of Japan.
Mmmm,not bad,not bad.
I think it`s important to even think by English,so
we can make progress more.
Cheer Up guys! I pray for U,cause that will make this country
more global&cosmopolitic....

473 :Jotaro:01/11/16 13:09 ID:dtX9IvI4
Sorry,'now'in the 1st line should be'know'.
My mistake,[I`m depressed.I have to die...(Hahaha)]

474 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 13:09 ID:???
>>472 U're cool! I love you. xoxo

475 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 13:12 ID:???
KOPIPEBAKARIDFTSUMARANZURA(W

476 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 13:12 ID:???
hello, having fan?
me?
i wanna kill myself as soon as possible

477 :475:01/11/16 13:14 ID:???
asso

478 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 13:14 ID:???
>>475
what you mean?
anyway speak in english

479 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 13:15 ID:???
>>477
wow are you hiroyuki?
i'm glad to see you!!

480 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 13:18 ID:???
>>475
can't U readin Japanese&english?

481 :477:01/11/16 13:18 ID:???
bye bye

482 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 13:20 ID:???
I Japans Engrihi NO

483 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 13:21 ID:???
>>482 ...what?

484 :endless name-none:01/11/16 13:45 ID:???
hi,guys. how do you do? well I'm no bad.
today is fine, very good.
however i'll sleepin' of day now.
then see U later,to night.

485 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 13:52 ID:???
I can speake ltle English.

486 :傍迷惑なあげまん:01/11/16 18:42 ID:???
Oh,here is hot ! I feel good thread.....

487 :nameless foreverly:01/11/16 18:53 ID:???
i got cold...

488 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 21:44 ID:???
Team Poe is so cool!

489 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 22:00 ID:M+4PBGuz
>>488

I'll be kosling my team poe so that I could shoot my seysee into my mother's face!
(・∀・)good!

490 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 22:06 ID:???
How can I make my team-poe bigger?

491 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 22:08 ID:vwMuUO6r
You should understand fuck'n Jap!

492 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 22:16 ID:???
>>491
Shut your face, you racist!
We all love kosling team-poe, don't we?

493 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 22:43 ID:???
Long live, masturbation!!

494 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 23:02 ID:???
Hellooooooo!! Nice to meeeet yooooooou!!!!
I'm woman worker, 27 years old♪(#⌒〇⌒#)Grin
Weeeeeell, I want mailing-pals verrrrrry much,
and, as I seek for them (◎_◎) surprisingly!
I found this cool thread of >>1 !!!! (^o^)//"""Clap Clap
So, I couldn't help writing (o^v^o) EhHehHeh
Will you be a mailing-pal of mine? (*^-^*)
Oh, you won't? (;¬_¬) NOoooooOoooOoOooooOoo!
If you won't, then (`_)乂(_´) FIGHT!
☆○(゜ο゜)o PUNCH!! ☆(゜o(○=(゜ο゜)o BANG!!
(>_<)OUCH!
(☆o☆) AHHHH! (@_@;) I've beaten! (o__)o Agh
(+_+) I'm fainting now...
Well,(#⌒▽⌒#)I am this kind σ(^_^) of person.
And, please m(__)m be a friend of mine ♪('-'*) Fufu

495 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/16 23:11 ID:???
>>494
hey,hey,hey

foreigner can't read 2byte word
so I think they can't read their face_mark

496 :494:01/11/16 23:17 ID:???
Oh shit!

497 : :01/11/17 06:33 ID:???
holding

498 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 14:00 ID:HLD11GfL
What the hell is this?

499 :mashi:01/11/17 14:03 ID:???
>All

What 'DOKOMADEMONANASHISAN'?
English please

500 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 14:05 ID:???
This is a pen.

501 :戦車兵:01/11/17 14:06 ID:???
I am #1's sperm, sir! (Salute! Crack!)
To be precise, I am the 2536512584521st spermatozoon produced in #1's seminal vesicle today, sir!
According to my superiors, our fleet is always gushed out into tissues, never have experienced actual fighting...What a shame!
Oh! Now again Mr. #1 seems begin jerking off, sir!
How many times does he do that today?
Does Mr. #1 have nothing to do but masturbate?
Ah! What is more he is now trying to erect our Admiral Timpo, sir!
Poor Admiral Timpo is very exhausted...But Mr.#1 overworks him. (Tear
What is more, the admiral doesn't get cleansed. Now he is covered with dusts, sir. (Weeeen! Weeeen!)
A siren is wailing, sir! It seems my turn comes soon, sir!
Oh, but it's too fast, sir!! (Bitter smile
Our battleship is swinging badly, sir!!! She swings...from right to the left...
Aaaaggghhh!!!! (GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Oh just now General Cowper in the vanguard slowly moves with solemn air. His face looks as if he accepted his fate....
"Hey, boys, follow me soon...." Oh, General!!
He has gone, sir. Next will be our squadron's turn. (Weeeen! Weeeen!)
(Admiral Timpo: [Emergency! Emergency! Sailing order to Great General Akadama!])
What!! I cannot believe it. He, the ultimate weapon of our fleet is now...
Without any actual fighting, our fleet is vanishing, sir!
"Fall iiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn!!!" (Cracccckkkk!!!)
Behind me is Great General Akadama. I may be the last private.
But, but Admiral Timpo is only seventeen years old too.
Does that mean our fleet is a defective article...?
"The 2561567464th squadron, No. 2536512584521!!"
Ay, ay, sir!!!!

Good-by everyone. My time has come!!
Although I am not to be used in the actual fighting, I am determined to fly as far as 10 meters long, proudly, with my head held high, sir!
Now I can see the light, sir...All right! Let's goooooo!!!!!

502 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 14:08 ID:GniUbnJ+
I will go to English school at 5

503 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 14:10 ID:???
You forget me...

504 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 14:11 ID:???
Hi Nancy !

505 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 14:14 ID:LTg6U93x
>>28
お前の余命があと30分

506 :戦車兵:01/11/17 14:15 ID:???
>>505

Do not speak Japanese!!!!!!!!!!!

507 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 15:53 ID:???
I wish I were a bird.


508 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 18:56 ID:OS6iNwi7
>>501
I'm Laughin'

509 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 20:05 ID:UhJ82Dlh
I WANNA age.

510 :ムンクさん。:01/11/17 20:19 ID:cUSRT4aT
I have to AGE.
You have to write something here.

511 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 20:37 ID:???
LOL

512 : :01/11/17 21:13 ID:???
>>505
turtle response

513 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 23:18 ID:???
Hey wuzup, boy? It's getting sagely.
Com'on and join us!
Write something just to age it!

514 :mercurochrome:01/11/17 23:20 ID:???
ラウンジャーで最速1000の世界最高記録を作ろうYO!(・∀・)
詳しくはこちら
http://salami.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance/1005912690/

515 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/17 23:27 ID:FcDglM77
my pleasure!

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FOX ★ DSO(Dynamic Shared Object)