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チンチンが11cmしかありません。

1 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 18:45 ID:tB+LreXz
僕も助けて〜〜〜HELP!

2 :だれかー_さすけ_てー ◆uzeEenGE :01/11/09 18:45 ID:???
そうか

3 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 18:45 ID:???
ええ話や・・・・

4 :マーカー ◆6nHKw0hQ :01/11/09 18:45 ID:???
うるせー!

5 :>>1の精子:01/11/09 18:45 ID:???
I am #1's sperm, sir! (Salute! Crack!)
To be precise, I am the 2536512584521st spermatozoon produced in #1's seminal vesicle today, sir!
According to my superiors, our fleet is always gushed out into tissues, never have experienced actual fighting...What a shame!
Oh! Now again Mr. #1 seems begin jerking off, sir!
How many times does he do that today?
Does Mr. #1 have nothing to do but masturbate?
Ah! What is more he is now trying to erect our Admiral Timpo, sir!
Poor Admiral Timpo is very exhausted...But Mr.#1 overworks him. (Tear
What is more, the admiral doesn't get cleansed. Now he is covered with dusts, sir. (Weeeen! Weeeen!)
A siren is wailing, sir! It seems my turn comes soon, sir!
Oh, but it's too fast, sir!! (Bitter smile
Our battleship is swinging badly, sir!!! She swings...from right to the left...
Aaaaggghhh!!!! (GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Oh just now General Cowper in the vanguard slowly moves with solemn air. His face looks as if he accepted his fate....
"Hey, boys, follow me soon...." Oh, General!!
He has gone, sir. Next will be our squadron's turn. (Weeeen! Weeeen!)
(Admiral Timpo: [Emergency! Emergency! Sailing order to Great General Akadama!])
What!! I cannot believe it. He, the ultimate weapon of our fleet is now...
Without any actual fighting, our fleet is vanishing, sir!
"Fall iiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn!!!" (Cracccckkkk!!!)
Behind me is Great General Akadama. I may be the last private.
But, but Admiral Timpo is only seventeen years old too.
Does that mean our fleet is a defective article...?
"The 2561567464th squadron, No. 2536512584521!!"
Ay, ay, sir!!!!

Good-by everyone. My time has come!!
Although I am not to be used in the actual fighting, I am determined to fly as far as 10 meters long, proudly, with my head held high, sir!
Now I can see the light, sir...All right! Let's goooooo!!!!!

6 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 18:46 ID:???
同じくらいだ
まずは、それの使用相手の心配をしろ

7 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 18:46 ID:???
俺14a(自慢)

8 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 18:46 ID:???
18aですが、何か?

9 :マシ:01/11/09 18:46 ID:???
平均ってそんなもんじゃない?
おれもっとあるけどね・・・

10 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 18:46 ID:???
全然問題ない
それでも女は舐めてくれる。
うふふ。

11 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 18:46 ID:???
あっはっはっは

12 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 18:48 ID:???
ちんちんですよ
まあ

13 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 18:48 ID:???
>>9
おまえ童貞

14 :マシ:01/11/09 18:53 ID:???
>>13
いえ〜す。あい あむ。

15 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 19:08 ID:???
名スレの予感・・・

16 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 19:10 ID:???
>>15
ジサクジエン

17 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 19:11 ID:???
女は逆に大きすぎるのも嫌らしい

18 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 19:17 ID:???


チンコマンセー!

19 :いばたろう ◆9HAZ9U72 :01/11/09 19:19 ID:oaRXgYTq
テクだろ!

20 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 19:21 ID:???
>>1
劣等感を持ってるうちは厨房

21 :生意気悪魔 :01/11/09 19:30 ID:???
■■■■■■■■■  二番煎じスレ認定  ■■■■■■■■■

22 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 20:12 ID:???


23 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 20:17 ID:???
いく

24 :だれかー_さすけ_てー ◆uzeEenGE :01/11/09 20:18 ID:???
agaeggaega

25 :だれかー_さすけ_てー ◆uzeEenGE :01/11/09 20:19 ID:???
ああげげ

26 :だれかー_さすけ_てー ◆uzeEenGE :01/11/09 20:19 ID:???
あげ

 

27 :どこまでも名無しさん:01/11/09 20:22 ID:???


28 :だれかー_さすけ_てー ◆uzeEenGE :01/11/09 20:22 ID:???
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